About The Wet Secrets
â€œGritty, shambolic, exuberant, demented rock.â€ â€“ Vue Weekly
The Wet Secrets, a dance rock six-piece from Edmonton, AB, dress up their scrappy, scathing outlook in impeccably tailored pop attire. Leave eyerolls and apathy to the others: The Wet Secretsâ€™ buoyant brand of irony turns dysfunction into inspiration. Equal parts punk rock and halftime show, The Wet Secretsâ€™ vibe is a fusion of the bass-driven grit of The Stranglers with the lurid surrealism of The B52s. The Wet Secrets released their latest album, The Tyranny of Objects, in December 2017.